Sheila

Sheila's got a bike
And she's the girl that I like
But it's unfortunate she has to be a dyke

She likes white pearls
And sixteen year old girls
Kicks her football with a wicked bending curl

Skin that makes you sigh
And a touch that leaves you high
Just for her I'd kill and steal and tell a lie

But dicks don't appeal to her
She'd rather soon they dissapear
Should you have one you'd better not come near

Stabbed me like a spike
Cause she's the girl that I like
But it's unfortunate she has to be a dyke